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I show up at the end of every nice dinner. Nobody wants me, yet people still fight over me. What am I?
Hint: Someone always pretends to reach for their wallet.
Answer
The check
Nobody is happy to see the restaurant check, but friends often argue over who gets to pay it.
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What has four wheels and flies?
Hint: It shows up on trash day.
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A garbage truck
Garbage trucks have four (or more) wheels and are usually surrounded by flies.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot
"Carrot" rhymes with "parrot," and carrots are orange.
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What has a bottom at the top?
Hint: You're standing on them.
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Your legs
Your bottom sits right at the top of your legs.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear
A bear with no teeth would be all gums: a gummy bear.
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What kind of room has no doors and no windows?
Hint: It grows in the woods.
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A mushroom
A mushroom is a "room" with no doors or windows.
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Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Hint: Look at the bottom of the map.
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Because it has Greece at the bottom
Greece is at the southern tip of Europe, and a frying pan has grease at the bottom.
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What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Hint: Great for a tea party.
Answer
A teapot
"Teapot" starts and ends with the letter T, and it holds tea.
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What has ears but can't hear a thing?
Hint: It grows in a field.
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Corn
Corn grows in ears, but they don't hear anything.
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What has a spine but no bones, and a cover but nothing to hide?
Hint: Judge me by my cover.
Answer
A book
Books have spines and covers, but no bones and no secrets.
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What do you call a dinosaur that's fast asleep?
Hint: Listen to it breathe.
Answer
A dino-snore
It's a pun on "dinosaur": a sleeping dinosaur snores.
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What wakes up the exact second you finally sit down?
Hint: New parents know this one.
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A baby
Babies have a famous talent for waking up the moment their parents relax.
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