Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Answer
It's two tired
A bike has two tires, and "two tired" sounds like "too tired."
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What has one horn and gives milk?
Hint: It's not a cow, and it's not a unicorn.
Answer
A milk truck
A milk truck has one horn (it honks) and delivers milk.
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What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
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Sofishticated
It's a pun on "sophisticated."
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What do you call a noodle that's only pretending?
Hint: Think of a fake person.
Answer
An impasta
It's a pun on "impostor."
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Why don't skeletons ever pick fights with each other?
Hint: Look inside a skeleton.
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They don't have the guts
Skeletons have no insides, and "guts" also means courage.
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What do you call a bull that's fast asleep?
Hint: Construction sites have big ones.
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A bulldozer
A dozing bull is a "bull-dozer."
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What kind of tree fits in the palm of your hand?
Hint: It grows at the beach.
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A palm tree
Your hand has a palm, and so does a palm tree.
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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Hint: It's great on chips.
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Nacho cheese
"Nacho cheese" sounds like "not your cheese."
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Why did the math book look so sad?
Hint: Think about what's inside it.
Answer
It had too many problems
Math books are full of problems, the numerical kind.
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
Hint: Take the ears off the word.
Answer
A B
Remove "ear" from "bear" and you're left with "b."
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Hint: Oceans don't talk, but they do move.
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Nothing. It just waved.
Ocean waves wash up on the beach, like a wave hello.
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What's brown and sticky?
Hint: It fell off a tree.
Answer
A stick
A stick is brown and, well, stick-y.
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