The older I get, the more I'm worth, and I'm happiest kept in the dark. What am I?
Hint: Try me with dinner.
Answer
Wine
Many wines improve with age and are stored in dark cellars to protect them.
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I have a neck but no head, and I still wear a cap. What am I?
Hint: You might find me in the recycling.
Answer
A bottle
Bottles have a narrow neck and a cap, but no head.
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What has ears but can't hear a thing?
Hint: It grows in a field.
Answer
Corn
Corn grows in ears, but they don't hear anything.
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Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Hint: Discovery doesn't change height.
Answer
Mount Everest
Everest was still the tallest mountain even before anyone measured it.
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Divide 30 by half and add 10. What do you get?
Hint: Dividing by half isn't the same as halving.
Answer
70
Dividing 30 by 1/2 gives 60, and 60 + 10 = 70.
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I can be cracked, made, told and played. What am I?
Hint: Comedians tell me for a living.
Answer
A joke
You can crack a joke, make one, tell one or play one on someone.
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I'm full of holes, but I can still hold water. What am I?
Hint: You use me to wash dishes.
Answer
A sponge
Sponges are full of tiny holes that soak up water.
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Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
Hint: Look closely at a ghost.
Answer
You can see right through them
Ghosts are see-through, so you can "see right through" their lies.
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What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
Hint: They're both covered in bulbs.
Answer
Lighten up!
It's a pun: Christmas trees are covered in lights.
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Millions of people agree to me every single day, yet almost nobody has ever actually read me. What am I?
Hint: You scrolled right past me to click Accept.
Answer
The terms and conditions
Everyone clicks "I agree" on terms and conditions, and hardly anyone reads them.
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You can make me, keep me and break me, but you can never touch me. What am I?
Answer
A promise
You make and keep promises, and you can break them, but a promise isn't a physical thing.
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What has a spine but no bones, and a cover but nothing to hide?
Hint: Judge me by my cover.
Answer
A book
Books have spines and covers, but no bones and no secrets.
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