I'm the only outfit judged by how little you look like yourself. Kids plan me in August, change their minds in September and wear me for a single night. What am I?
Hint: Trick-or-treaters need me.
AnswerA Halloween costumeHalloween costumes are meant to disguise you, are planned weeks ahead and worn on October 31.
I know where you're supposed to be better than you do. I have room for every day but never for lunch, and I'll happily book you in two places at once. What am I?
Hint: You probably checked me this morning.
AnswerYour calendarA calendar app tracks your schedule, fills up with back-to-back events and allows double-booking.
I'm sealed with a kiss, but I'm not a promise. I carry words I can't read, I travel with a little square on my corner, and once I've delivered my letter, I'm torn open and tossed aside. What am I?
Hint: You lick me to seal me.
AnswerAn envelopeEnvelopes are licked to seal, carry letters, need a stamp in the corner and get ripped open and thrown out.
Every night, Pam falls asleep in a different state, yet she sleeps in the exact same bed. She doesn't own a house, and she isn't on vacation. How is that possible?
Hint: Her bed goes wherever her job takes her.
AnswerShe's a long-haul trucker who sleeps in her truckMany big rigs have a bed in a sleeper cab behind the seats, so Pam drives across state lines all day and sleeps in the same bed every night.
I'm always lying, yet I greet every guest with an honest WELCOME. Everyone walks all over me and wipes their feet on my face, and I never complain. The key is under me. Where is it?
Hint: Look down before you knock.
AnswerUnder the doormatA doormat lies at the door, often says WELCOME, and gets walked on and used to wipe shoes.